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Thursday 23 August 2018


Golf Ball fell race report 

We’re going on a fell race
We’re going to climb a big one
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared

Uh oh! A stile!
A slippy stile!
We can’t go through it.
We can’t go around it.
We’ll have to go over it.
Slippy jumpy
Slippy jumpy
Slippy jumpy

We’re going on a fell race
We’re going to climb a big one
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared

Uh oh! A cow pat!
We can’t go under it
We can’t go around it
We’ll have to go through it
Shitty splatty
Shitty splatty
Shitty splatty

We’re going on a fell race
We’re going to climb a big one
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared

Uh oh! A hill!
A fucking big hill!
We can't go under it
We can’t through it
We’ll have to go over it
Climby walky
Climby walky (admire the view)
Climby walky
Bloody hell that hurt!

What’s that?
One shiny wet drinks station.
Two big orange cones.
Two 80 year olds who are already there 5 minutes before you.
It’s the finish line!

Quick, pretend you have a sprint finish
Christ another hill! More cow pats! Another bleeding stile!
Get to the finish line, collapse in a heap. Forgot to stop the Garmin, dammit!

Back home, into the bedroom, into bed, under the covers.
We’re not going on a fell race again!

Except you will, cos they're ace! 
Results will be out soon for the last couple of races and will be added to the website, well done everyone who has taken part.

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