Golf Ball fell race report 

We’re going on a fell race

We’re going to climb a big one

What a beautiful day!

We’re not scared

Uh oh! A stile!

A slippy stile!

We can’t go through it.

We can’t go around it.

We’ll have to go over it.

Slippy jumpy

Slippy jumpy

Slippy jumpy

We’re going on a fell race

We’re going to climb a big one

What a beautiful day!

We’re not scared

Uh oh! A cow pat!

We can’t go under it

We can’t go around it

We’ll have to go through it

Shitty splatty

Shitty splatty

Shitty splatty

We’re going on a fell race

We’re going to climb a big one

What a beautiful day!

We’re not scared

Uh oh! A hill!

A fucking big hill!

We can't go under it

We can’t through it

We’ll have to go over it

Climby walky

Climby walky (admire the view)

Climby walky

Bloody hell that hurt!

What’s that?

One shiny wet drinks station.

Two big orange cones.

Two 80 year olds who are already there 5 minutes before you.

It’s the finish line!

Quick, pretend you have a sprint finish

Christ another hill! More cow pats! Another bleeding stile!

Get to the finish line, collapse in a heap. Forgot to stop the Garmin, dammit!

Back home, into the bedroom, into bed, under the covers.

We’re not going on a fell race again!

Except you will, cos they're ace! 

Results will be out soon for the last couple of races and will be added to the website, well done everyone who has taken part.